reasons..

a respond of a friend when asked the question :
'7 reasons why one must stay positive in life and reasons to stay alive'

1. cz negative people usually get lonely funerals.(no friends)

2. cz being positive and optimistic after life is a bit too late;
especially in front of the dudes questioning u in the grave.

3. cz optimism and positiveness is the usually the best traits of ignorant people.
(dumb but at least he/she is nice)

4. cz i heard dying sucks. when TNB said that they purposely left some places unlit, they included the graves(that means no TV)

5. cz lesser live malaysians means lesser waterfor the singaporeans.
(i mean they cant just live on their own piss-help 'em out)

6. cz dying is expensive.(the grave, batu nisan,the ceremony, the invitations for the kenduri)

7. cz dying encourages hypocracy.
(suddenly everone is crying for u and pretending that they actually care)

heh..puas i gelak..(never fail to make me laugh..thanx buddy)

i was having a bad day and just thought of the question..so i asked and as weird as the answer is; it's good to know that u can turn to a friend who'll never fail to lift ur mood..u know what i mean? hahaha..*ketawe lagik*

what's ur reasons?