english classes ..

scene 1

"teacher! what's tampar in english?"
"it's slap.why?"
"teacher! he always slap me. tadi pun!" he pointed to the boy seated in the chair beside him.
"what's ur name?"
"amir" the boy-next-chair answered. (nama telah diubah dan hanyalah rekaan semata2 tiada kaitan dengan yg hidup atau yg telah tiada...)
"is it true what your friend has just said?"
amir nodded.
"why amir? i know he is cute"
amir giggled.
"because he is very annoying teacher. everyday he annoys me."
he can speak english well the teacher thought to herself in between the seconds of the 'crisis'.
"well. hmm. so you slap him everytime he annoys you?" the teacher asked.
"yes!"
"well..so, if he, at anytime finds you annoying, does that mean he can slap you too amir?"
amir giggled and gave a pause; and giggled again..
"urm..urm..hmm...sh...ur..alaaa!! teacher ni..."

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scene 2

"okay class. so again, who do you fear the most?"
"ALLAAAAH!!!" 31 form1 students answered in unison.
"who do we fear the most?"
"ALLAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
"okay. so, fear is to be afraid of something..understand?"
"yesssss!"
"fahimtum?"
"fahimnaaaaa"
"good. so again, who do you fear?"
"ALLAAAH!"
"who are you afraid of?"
"scorpions/ghost/lipas/monster...!!!!" (plus every other things that the individuals answering are afraid of....)
*teacher tarik rambut* konfius... huhu